Barlo's Best Ale

Barlo's Best Ale
Written by Sebastian Zorenov, to poke fun at the sometimes unpalatable "special reserves" offered by Barlo, owner of The Maiden's Tit in Silver City, the song wound up being quite popular among the regular patrons of The Tit. Much to Barlo's chagrin, the song has spread beyond the shores of Silver City.

Lyrics
Where the docks are made of silver

A fine ship's run aground

She'll never take to water

But still sailors can be found

The barman's name is Barlo

A broad and salty cur

His ale is found by all around

To make a hellcat pur

Well it's a little of that and a bit of this

With two parts malt and four parts piss

Six parts tar but seven parts brine

And if you'll raise a glass to me

We'll get along just fine