The Trader's Tale

The Trader's Tale
The Trader's Tale is a popular song among traveling minstrels and entertainers throughout the southern lands of Sirrion. Known both for its exceptionally simple chords, it is a favorite song for beginners, and a stand-by for seasoned musicians who are either finishing up a set or who've consumed a few too many free drinks.

Lyrics
There is a man known far and wide

for all the wares he keeps

Sharp iron blades, and bits of hide

and silks all piled in heaps

His face is kind, his prices fair,

But fret not if you're broke

Just throw your legs back in the air

He'll settle for a poke!